some good spoonerisms...check it

* Tease my ears (Ease my tears)

* A lack of pies (A pack of lies)

* It's roaring with pain (It's pouring with rain)

*Wave the sails (Save the whales)

* Cat flap (Flat cap)

* Bad salad (Sad ballad)

* Soap in your hole (Hope in your soul)

* Mean as custard (Keen as mustard)



* Plaster man (Master plan)
* Pleating and humming (Heating and plumbing)
* Trim your snow tail (Trim your toe nails)
* Birthington's washday (Washington's Birthday)
* Trail snacks (Snail tracks)
* Bottle in front of me (Frontal Lobotomy)
* Sale of two titties (Tale of two cities)
* Rental Deceptionist (Dental Receptionist)
* Flock of bats (Block of flats)
* Chewing the doors (Doing the chores)


know your blows blow your nose
go and shake a tower go and take a shower
tease my ears ease my tears
nicking your pose picking your nose
you have very mad banners you have very bad manners
lack of pies pack of lies

it's roaring with pain it's pouring with rain
sealing the hick healing the sick
go help me sod so help me God
pit nicking nit picking

bowel feast foul beast
I'm a damp stealer I'm a stamp dealer
hypodemic nurdle hypodermic needle
wave the sails save the whales

chipping the flannel on TV flipping the channel on TV
mad bunny bad money
I'm shout of the hour I'm out of the shower
lead of spite speed of light


this is the pun fart this is the fun part
I hit my bunny phone I hit my funny bone
flutter by butterfly
bedding wells wedding bells

I must mend the sail I must send the mail
cop porn popcorn
it crawls through the fax it falls through the cracks
my zips are lipped my lips are zipped
bat flattery flat battery


would you like a nasal hut? would you like a hazel nut?
puke on coupon
belly jeans jelly beans
eye ball bye all


fight in your race right in your face
ready as a stock steady as a rock
no tails toe nails
hiss and lear listen here
soul of ballad bowl of salad