“Where'd the roads go? All I saw were rivers all over the place.”
Bush on his visit to Kerala
A 100% illiterately literate desi land where all the munkies who can tap on a keyboard with an internet connection is boastful about themselves in Orkut, a site where

Google employees are paid to generate jerk-off content for the jobless public. People of Kerala mull over their toddy drinking habbit and speak a popular

phonetically pleasing sign langauge called Malayalam, so they are referred as Mallus. When Mallus wake up in the morning, their primary ritual is to update their

Orkut profile and upload the latest buttogenic fotos in their colorful lungis and sarees, taken in a foreign land and self-glorify them by using Orkut publicity scraps.

Millions of such self-proclaimed intelligent immigrant monkeys wearing their lungies are spread all around the world doing business right from space to deepest point

down in the underworld. This makes the state of Kerala lying in the southern most Psunami-proof looking coastal part of India, the no:1 foreign currency earner on a

per capita basis, making it one of the most affluential regions in Asia.
Keralam'
God's Own Country Devil's Own People
Motto: "Love thy neighbor, as thee Loves thyself"
Anthem: "Manasamaine Varoo"
The state of Kerala in India
Capital DrumDrum
Previous capital madirasi (pandi pattanam)
Largest city Coco chin
Official languages DrunDrum malayalam, Co-chin Malayalam, Koyikod Malayalam, Trivandrum malayalam, Thrissur Malayalam etc etc
Government Not 4 the People
National Hero(es) Sreesanth, Sir Mamukkoya, Leader Karunji, VS Achumama, 10 000 000 ASSociation Leaders, Lion-Tailed Monkey, Kanaran, Nair from

chayakada,Inspector Balram,T.P. Balagopalan M.A.
Declaration
Currency:Coconuts
Religion:Communism
Population :Not Bad
Internet TLD .coco
“Don't count coconuts b4 they hatch”
~ Mahatma Gandhi on Kerala
“Wating till the airport worker's get fed up with their strike..”

Kerala is one of the survival place of endangered species like lion-tailed monkeys and ..... Kerala is the place where the communists made history by democratically

getting elected in 1957 to form a government for the first time in the world. The victory was a result of making a pre-election promise by the communist party that

they will bring technology from USSR to extract orderless Vodka from coconut trees and supply them free.
An axe-throwing competition was conducted by Mr. Shiva in Mount.Everest for the gods locally available (Sponsored by IBM; What * makes * you * Special).

Some chap called AxeRaman threw his axe in the wrong direction to the Arabean Ocean rather than White House. Eventually, he was disqualified but his misthrown

axe created Kerala (For God's sake don't ask how). Meanwhile, the winner was Mr. Ganesh (Top Secret: He is actually the son of Mr. Shiva himself) who threw his

axe to his own neck. Thankfully, Mr. Ganesh got a replacement with an elephant's head. Mr. Ganesh actually chose that one after rejecting a dog's head. Please note

that both dogs and elephants are in plenty in Kerala. Oops..that comes in bio-diversity section, isn't it....And meanwhile the axe now lies dormant in some pothole in

the M.C road (kalady side)..

People & Culture
People in this part of the world are primarily balck and heavily haired, anthropologist have found a link between the physical appearance of kerala pepole and bears.

They, the people, are found of playing big brother and keep an eye on everything that goes on in the neighbourhood, poking their noses into what is necessary and

what is not. What is perhaps the most surprising aspect of this population is that this group isnot restricted only to the island of kerala, no matter where you go you'll

find one malayali or the other, the legend goes that there is a thatukada on the surface of moon,serving the americans and russians since 1969.