about me:
Introduction
This Software Requirement Specification (SRS) document gives in detail all the requirements to have some acquiantance with Software 'ME'. It will form the basis for designing, developing & implementing the decree of frendship with the concerned software 'ME'.
Origin: Venus
(All Men Belonged to Mars n Women were on Venus b4 they decided to go on a picnic (unfortunately at concurrent time) at the beautiful planet called Earth n decided to settle down there only!! No??Well....who believes Darwin anyway! :D)
Location
The perfuntory system ME is being dealt with by junta at KEC,Dwarahat with the support of associated faculties. (Like ?? C'mon how on earth u sense a fellow Hu...Software?).The 'good-for-nothing' processing system at YGH(Yamunotri girls Hostel ) is although computerized but available on obsolete technology i.e. MTW KOBOL( Much time wasting_KEC -oriented-Bol ) under 'Serenexx' environment which needs to be changed for compatibility and support.
Operating environment
Hardware platform -
Recides on a very cute system with Chubby Cheeks n Hard-to-manage hair. Known about for midget stature n her complementary choice;)(??)
Processor: Processing speed is remarkably slow.The system often tries to buy some xtra 'clock cycles' by using the pet user defined statement "Main Kya Kah Rahi Thi?" while trying to fetch the OPCODE for the next instruction.;D .There are no I/O buffers to enqueue the instructions so the system often forgets what instuction she was executing and the default SLEEP sub program is called.The system was designed for a multi-tasking environment but she switches on to a new task moments after starting the first one leading to a long queue of unfinished tasks.The queue is processed with FINO Algorithm(First In Never Out) and finally stored in secondary memory with the label 'things-i-wish-to-do.
Software components -
Front End: HTML.(Hyper tense n Motive less)
JAVA SERVER PAGES for server side programming.
DBMS:MYSQL.(My Strewn_Quagmire_coz_of_Lassitude)
NOTE: Though the database is updated (only the date changes:D) on a regular basis,more often the queries for data are not well entertained.This can be easily observed on the working environment of 'Examination Hall' under the threat of virus named XAMOPHOBIA. Also, due to some faults in Database connectivity the system's IVI (Interactive verbal Interface) is sometimes unable to recollect important data ,usually Names, and uses the keyword 'Vo'.For example "Aaj maine 'vo' movie dekhi or Ab mujhe 'Vo' novel padhna hai.
WeB SERVER: APACHE LUVCAT( The system loves cats..aah! they all are sho cute..arn't they??)
Finally,No SRS can specify the system in totality and Readers are appreciated to learn further about 'ME' by xperiencing the bond of frenship.
This Software Requirement Specification (SRS) document gives in detail all the requirements to have some acquiantance with Software 'ME'. It will form the basis for designing, developing & implementing the decree of frendship with the concerned software 'ME'.
Origin: Venus
(All Men Belonged to Mars n Women were on Venus b4 they decided to go on a picnic (unfortunately at concurrent time) at the beautiful planet called Earth n decided to settle down there only!! No??Well....who believes Darwin anyway! :D)
Location
The perfuntory system ME is being dealt with by junta at KEC,Dwarahat with the support of associated faculties. (Like ?? C'mon how on earth u sense a fellow Hu...Software?).The 'good-for-nothing' processing system at YGH(Yamunotri girls Hostel ) is although computerized but available on obsolete technology i.e. MTW KOBOL( Much time wasting_KEC -oriented-Bol ) under 'Serenexx' environment which needs to be changed for compatibility and support.
Operating environment
Hardware platform -
Recides on a very cute system with Chubby Cheeks n Hard-to-manage hair. Known about for midget stature n her complementary choice;)(??)
Processor: Processing speed is remarkably slow.The system often tries to buy some xtra 'clock cycles' by using the pet user defined statement "Main Kya Kah Rahi Thi?" while trying to fetch the OPCODE for the next instruction.;D .There are no I/O buffers to enqueue the instructions so the system often forgets what instuction she was executing and the default SLEEP sub program is called.The system was designed for a multi-tasking environment but she switches on to a new task moments after starting the first one leading to a long queue of unfinished tasks.The queue is processed with FINO Algorithm(First In Never Out) and finally stored in secondary memory with the label 'things-i-wish-to-do.
Software components -
Front End: HTML.(Hyper tense n Motive less)
JAVA SERVER PAGES for server side programming.
DBMS:MYSQL.(My Strewn_Quagmire_coz_of_Lassitude)
NOTE: Though the database is updated (only the date changes:D) on a regular basis,more often the queries for data are not well entertained.This can be easily observed on the working environment of 'Examination Hall' under the threat of virus named XAMOPHOBIA. Also, due to some faults in Database connectivity the system's IVI (Interactive verbal Interface) is sometimes unable to recollect important data ,usually Names, and uses the keyword 'Vo'.For example "Aaj maine 'vo' movie dekhi or Ab mujhe 'Vo' novel padhna hai.
WeB SERVER: APACHE LUVCAT( The system loves cats..aah! they all are sho cute..arn't they??)
Finally,No SRS can specify the system in totality and Readers are appreciated to learn further about 'ME' by xperiencing the bond of frenship.
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