WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMAN !!!!!!!!!

1:A BEER DOESN´T GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB ANOTHER BEER.
2:WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS PICK UP A BEER .
3:A BEER WON´T GET UPSET IF YOU COME HOME WITH BEER ON YOUR BREATH.
4:YOU DON´T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE A BEER .
5:IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT YOU ´LL ALWAYS GET GOOD HEAD.
6:HANGOVERS GO AWAY.
7:WHEN YOU´RE FINISHED WITH A BEER THE BOTTLE IS STILL WORTH TWO DOLLARS .
8:YOU DONT HAVE TO WASH A BEE BEFORE IT TASTES GOOD .
9:A BEER ALWAYS GOES DOWN EASY.
10:YOU CAN SHARE A BEER WITH YOUR FRIENDS .
11:BEER IS ALWAYS WET.
12:YOU ALWAYS KNOW YOU´RE THE FIRST ONE TO POP A BEER .
13:A FRIGID BEER IS A GOOD BEER .
14:YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE BEER AND NOT FELL GUILTY.
15:YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG .