WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMAN !!!!!!!!!

1:A BEER DOESN´T GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB ANOTHER BEER.
2:WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS PICK UP A BEER .
3:A BEER WON´T GET UPSET IF YOU COME HOME WITH BEER ON YOUR BREATH.
4:YOU DON´T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE A BEER .
5:IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT YOU ´LL ALWAYS GET GOOD HEAD.
6:HANGOVERS GO AWAY.
7:WHEN YOU´RE FINISHED WITH A BEER THE BOTTLE IS STILL WORTH TWO DOLLARS .
8:YOU DONT HAVE TO WASH A BEE BEFORE IT TASTES GOOD .
9:A BEER ALWAYS GOES DOWN EASY.
10:YOU CAN SHARE A BEER WITH YOUR FRIENDS .
11:BEER IS ALWAYS WET.
12:YOU ALWAYS KNOW YOU´RE THE FIRST ONE TO POP A BEER .
13:A FRIGID BEER IS A GOOD BEER .
14:YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE BEER AND NOT FELL GUILTY.
15:YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG .

KUCH romantic countries in the world:-
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction.
K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull

Our Stock Market :

Two Simpletons Aadhya and Padhya lived in a village. One day Aadhya went to the Village fair and bought a mule very cheaply at Rs.30.
Next day he bathe the mule and rode on it in the village square with poise . Everybody started praising Aadhya. Seeing that Aadhya sudden rise to fame was due to
the mule Padhya went to Aadhya and offered to buy the Mule for Rs.50. Sensing profit Aadhya sold the Mule to Padhya. Next day Padhya bathe the mule and rode on it in the village square. This time everybody praised
Padhya. Now Aadhya got jealous and bought back the mule from Padhya at Rs.100. This went on till the price of the Mule touch Rs.500.
Now a Saudagar( FII) came to the village and came to know of the Mule. He thought this Mule is magical and offered to buy it from Aadhya at a price of Rs.1000.
Aadhya gleefully sold the Mule to the Saudagar making a huge profit. Now at the Saudagar's place the price of Mule began increasing at a fast pace till it reached Rs.2000.
Now Aadhya seeing the demand of the Mule sold everything and went to the Saudagar to buy back the Mule. The Saudagar returned it to him at Rs.2000.
The very next day the villagers started spreading rumors that there is some fault in the Mule so the Saudagar must have sold it back to Aadhya.
Aadhya heard the rumors and felt restless. He went to Padhya and told him that he urgently needs money and he is ready to sell his Rs.2000 Mule at Rs.1500.
Padhya seeing a profit of Rs.500 bought the Mule. The next day Padhya heard rumors about the Mule and he desparately went back to Aadhya and told him to buy back the Mule and giving him whatever amount he wants to give.
Aadhya bought back the Mule for Rs.800.
Now Aadhya is feeding the Rs.800 Mule everyday in his courtyard dreaming that one day the Saudagar (FIIs) will return and buy his Mule again.