Rules of Comedy Writing

I was recently reading "Hitchhiker", a biography of Douglas Adams, and there was a mention of John Cleese's 3 rules of comedy writing, which are:

1. NO PUNS
2. NO PUNS
3. NO PUNS

Not all that helpful, right?
However, it got me thinking that there are quite a lot of theories about what makes good comedy. For example, Norm McDonald (you know, SNL) says he hates applause because it just means you said something the audience agrees with (e.g., some political remark like "Bush sucks!") and is not really funny.
And you remember Larry David saying that he didn't want any characters on "Seinfeld" to hug or learn anything (you know, become better people). "Seinfeld", of course, was firmly rooted in a world of sitcoms where the characters are trapped (doomed!) in their own amusingly defective psyches.
NOW THEN, can anyone suggest any other rules for comedy writing?

And here's a bonus question: there is a story of Lorne Michaels (SNL once again) looking at two pots of coffee and saying "Now, which one of these coffees is freshest?" And an observer thought "He even thinks in comedic pentameter!" Can anyone come up with other ordinary ideas expressed in "comedic pentameter"?

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"Ah, what time is it? You know, this watch was sold to me by my grandfather on his deathbed."
However, here is a clear example of a funnier revision of a funny idea:
(1) One summer my mother sent my sister and myself to Europe because she needed a vacation.
(2) My mother, one summer, decided she deserved a vacation. So she called up the travel agent and got tickets to Europe. For me and my sister.

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Why do you laugh?

I've tought some about it and discovered that there are some main reasons why do you laugh:
1 - Because of the surprise - Most of the reason why you laugh is because the funny thing was so unexpected that you end up laughing, at least smiling.
2 - Because you get it - This is part of the surprise, the part where you get it. But i think it makes a different item because that's the reason why you laugh at intelligent jokes. Because you get it and most of the people don't. That's what makes Simpsons so hilarious.
3 - Because you can - This is more why you wouldn't laugh. If it's about black humour specially. Imagine some redneck talking all goofy, dribbling while speaking. Embarassing, huh? Yeah, but imagine now somebody telling about a redneck he talked to that talked this and that way, imitating while telling this. Hillarius stuff.

There are probably some other reason(s) why you laugh, I couldn't figure them all out. If you have any, just post it!

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CMP : 202

BUY IN 4 PARTS @ 180 - 156 - 140 - 110 ......IN NEXT 6 MONTHS !

25% ON EVERY 10% FALL........

TIME - FRAME -- 3-5 YEARS MINIMUM !

TARGET -- 1,000 ++

FOR REASONS & ANALYSIS !

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E CLERX

eClerx Services Limited
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-- eClerx is one of the leading KPO player with
strong fundamentals to ride the next wave of
outsourcing in India.

-- eClerx is the first KPO player to list in India and
the only listed pure play KPO player available in
India.

-- eClerx has witnessed strong growth rates in the
last 5 years with a CAGR of 56% in Sales, 92% in
profits and its just the beginning.

-- eClerx has top notch minds in the promoters and
the management is completely professional with
most of the overseas operations headed by the
citizens of the respective countries.

-- eClerx has a very strong clientele including the
top computer manufacturer, three leading PC
component manufacturer, leading US wholesaler,
the top two travel portals in the world, major US
investment banks and four of UK’s top 10 retailers

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Snapshot (as on May 22nd 2009)

CMP – Rs. 196.25 (Company has cash reserve of Rs 113Cr which amounts to almost Rs. 60 per share
hence the share is actually available at Rs.136 per share)

P/E (TTM) – 6.19 (With the company growing already at more than 50% and with the expected growth rates to become strong, a definite PE rerating is possible.)

M cap – 381.76 Cr (Mcap below Rs 500Cr are the preferred candidate for small cap multibagger)

Year High/Low – 295/72.30 (The year lows were

FY08 : Sales - 116.98Cr & Net Profit – 43.92Cr

EPS (Trailing Twelve Months) – 32.57

EPS (9M FY 09) – Rs 23.6 (Company is growing with healthy EPS growth, CMP fully justified based on the earnings of the company)

OPM/NPM - 38.58% & 61.67% as per trailing 12
months data.

Face Value – Rs 10

Book Value – 69.87 & Price/Book – 2.89

Issued Capital – 18.87 Cr

Paid up capital – 18.87 Cr (All the issued shares made during Oct’08, from Oct’08 till March’09 it was consolidating in the range of Rs75-100, as on today CMP is just 30% below year high)

Life High/Low – 417/72 (It should be noted that this is one of the very few stocks which did not go below the Oct’08 low, when the broad market made a huge low during Mar’09)

Shares outstanding – 1.89 Cr shares (These numbers have not changed much since IPO. There
has not been any kind of dilution by the promoters) were subscribed to and fully paid up)

Cash Reserve – 113Cr & Debt – Zero.

Div & Yield – 4.21% & Div (%) – 85%

Website: http://www.eclerx.com

Top MF holdings :
ICICI Pru Discovery Fund (G) 385,573
ICICI Pru Technology Fund (G) 288,013
Franklin India Prima Plus Fund (G) 259,796
Franklin Infotech Fund (G) 81,43
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IT, BPO,…… KPO ?

What’s next after IT and BPO?
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-- After witnessing strong growth in IT outsourcing services and BPO and establishing itself in the outsourcing arena, India is poised for a tremendous growth in the field of KPO - Knowledge process
outsourcing. The time has come for India to become an established KPO player as well.

-- KPO industry in India is currently estimated at around 5 billion USD and has grown at a CAGR of more than 50% in the last 4 to 5 years. A most recent survey and analysis estimates KPO outsourcing world wide to touch 16.7 billion USD by 2011. This implies an annual growth rate of 40%. Furthermore, the KPO industry in India is estimated to grow to 11.2 billion USD by 2011. With the stabilization of US majors and the Capital markets expected, the growth rate and the size of the opportunity could only improve.

-- KPO is poised for a strong growth and this growth can be compared with the growth of IT from the start of this century / end of previous century.

-- KPO belongs to a high value process chain where the achievement of the objective is highly dependent on the skills, domain knowledge and the experience of the people carrying out the activity.

-- KPO calls for the application of specialized domain pertinent knowledge of a high level. KPO is a combination of BPO – Business process outsourcing, RPO – Research process outsourcing and APO - Analysis proves outsourcing.

-- KPO derives it’s strength from the depth of Knowledge, Judgment and experience factor; BPO in more contrast is about size, volume and efficiency.

-- BPO is more of entering unsorted data into a black box, while KPO is about retrieving useful
information from the back box

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Valuation !

As on today eClerx with FY09 sales of ~ Rs150Cr has business opportunity which runs
in billions of dollars. As per one estimate KPO business will be $17bn industry by 2010-11 and
India will do 70% of outsourcing which is ~12bn of business.

Assuming that 70% of the KPO outsourcing done in India ($17bn industry by 2010-11 x 70% outsourcing ~ $11.9bn by 2010-11). It means scale of opportunity is approx Rs 53,000Cr ($1 ~ Rs 45).

Assuming that eClerx is able to achieve only 10% of market share by 2010-11, which
throws a business of Rs5,300 Cr for eClerx which is almost 35 times more than the
current sales of eClerx which is just ~ Rs 150Cr.

Considering risk and unknown factors, eClerx will be able to give a return of at least 10
times in 3 years or even 20 times since it has sufficient head room to grow.

Mudar Patherya explains how to identify a bull market.

Mudar Patherya explains how to identify a bull market.

Mudar Patherya explains how to identify a bull market.



It's a bull market if you've woken up this morning with the feeling: "Thank god, it is Monday!"



• It's a bull market if the analyst takes a deep breath, runs his mind quickly across 1985, 1992, 2000 and says, "But it is different this time."



• It's a bull market if the MD is talking to you but looking at the CNBC ticker.



• It's a bull market if your son asks you for the meaning of 'support' and you confuse him with trend lines and candlesticks.



• It's a bull market if your sense of time evolves from 'I knew her from the time she was this small' to 'It was in those days when Webel-SL was only Rs 5…'



• It's a bull market when your broker says, "Lai liyo baapa, share jowa nahin maley!"



• It's a bull market if you discover a sudden respect for the middle-level accountant of a publicly listed company and suffix his name with a 'ji'.



• It's a bull market if every analyst advises caution but adds, "However, in the long term we are bullish."



• It's a bull market if you're suddenly discovered on the social circuit because you happen to be the husband of the wife who is a niece of the person who was a friend of Rakesh Jhunjhunwala's father 30 years ago.



• It's a bull market if people call you up to discuss the weather, the pollution, the nation, the Marxists and inevitably end up with, "Kuch khareedne laayak?"



• It's a bull market if everyone is convinced that the country has a great future but will still call you as soon as the market melts three per cent and ask, "Badhoo baraabar, ney?"



• It's a bull market if a Rs 10 crore profit becomes a Rs 15 crore profit quarter-on-quarter and you sneer dismissively, "Kuch ho nahin raha hai!"



• It's a bull market if you disinvest big time but prefer to leave the surplus with the broker saying, "Aaakhir aapko hi toh mujhe dena hai."



• It's a bull market if you apply the ROI (return on investment) concept to everything your wife says you need at home and grumble: "Yaad hai, if we had not bought the microwave oven but bought Saboo Sodium stock, today you would have been a queen riding an Alto…"



• It's a bull market if you see 25-year-olds trade derivatives arrogantly and come away feeling that you need to read Victor Frankl's Man's Search for Meaning all over again.



• It's a bull market if you encounter a new species of professional who only works five days a week from 9.55 to 3.30 and responds to everything with 'Jalsaa chhey!'



• It's a bull market when housewives discover an undiscovered part of their personalities in the 90 minutes between putting the tadka on the daalm and picking pappu up from school by calling the broker and asking "Tewariji, aaj kya naya hai?"



• It's a bull market when the Opinion Democratisation Index peaks, usually manifested in 23-year-olds dismissing companies with a 10 per cent increase in earnings as 'chors'.



• It's a bull market when you ask why Prism Cement will go to Rs 81 and the answer is 'Kyonki website pey likha hain'.



• It's a bull market if Enam puts out a research report indicating that the stock could double in a year and you say 'Bus?'



• It's a bull market when the management is explaining its restructuring, business model and sustainability agenda and the analyst simply wants to know 'Lekin EPS kya aayega?'



• It's a bull market if the wife starts getting suspicious about an sms every two minutes on your cell phone, sneaks a look when you go to the loo, only to find 'Buy Nifty futures'.



• It's a bull market when you get a call from someone who you thought was a proud father of an MBA graduate but insists, "Aap mere bete ko aap ke under mein le leejiye, aadmi ban jaayega!"



• It's a bull market when people don't have more than Rs 223 in their pocket but discuss stake sales and numbers ending six zeroes.



• It's a bull market when you find it difficult to go on a vacation because somewhere deep inside you nurse the feeling that an unattended market might do something stupid behind your back.



• It's a bull market when Nandigram seems a 'jhanjhat' and Myanmar monks irrelevant.



• It's a bull market when a company with a turnover of Rs 1300 crore announces an expansion of Rs 16,000 crore, issues a statement, cuts ribbons and is photographed alongside the CM and all the hard work being put in by some outstanding business leaders suddenly looks like poultry raw material.



• It's a bull market when you read the front page of the pink papers and realise how small you are.



• It's a bull market if your daughter mentions 'Let us take a break' and your first recall is interrupted hours of trading due to the sun outage.



• It's a bull market when you get irritable on Saturday and Sunday.



• It's a bull market when you read a column like this and say, "What? No tip?" and hiss that your time was bloody wasted.

Spiritual Soul

@people

We will go with a daily one step routine....

Daily we had to follow one step and only one thing dnt indulge yourself in more than one step...

First step-

The deepest root of our Ocd is our emotional behaviour...OCDians r very emotional...
So first thing we have to do is lessen our emotional behaviour..
We have to work slowly on this first step,,,take 2 days time n make urself more strog to people...
Don't alwayzzz make urself the care taker of others...
Realize that they r given their seperate lives ...
They are responsible for all the things the r facing...n u need not to indulge urself in their activities...
OK,So keep urself cool,,,GOD is taking care of all...
Its difficult to make urself feel like this coz we are very much caretaker type...
But first we have to take care of ourselves

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caring means-
caring of small things...
*caring of family members.....like i had to make my younger brother n sister happy,,take care of them..these kinda obsessions..caring shud b there but in limit...
*caring of things,,like checking mail twice thrice,,at smae time,,refreshing the webpage or desktop hundreds of times
*caring of havnt i said ne thing wrong to n e one

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Scnd Step-

Take a long breathe.You all r lucky tht you know tht you have ocd,there r thousands who does'nt even know tht they r havin ocd..

So as you knw you are havin ocd,its eassy 4 u 2 cure it.
Whenever your mind is striked to do something again or for checking n recheking process,make urself understnd tht its jst your ocd.

I knw tht its difficult to distinguish between wats ocd n wat you shud really do.

Then jst make up your mind tht u hav to think practically tht watever u r bout to dois correct or not.

DONT OVERTHINK.Dnt take everything on ur self.

Think rite n do rite

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The main thing is that how to make clear wat we really need to avoid.

Ocdians think tht they hav weak memory,but you jst feel like tht b’coz of lack of surety.

Daily take up one of your problems n work on it.

Like if you have a compulsion of cheking locks,stoves,switchs,ur bag, ur things, mny others,,etc.
Then for bout 5-6 days u make ur mind tht this is only my ocd.I have done tht work with full surety,so how cn it be wrong.

OCDIANS do their work with perfection,thts their advantage.work on advantages.

I know tht it will be very very very difficult for you to avoid compulsions,but remember you r controlling your mind and
You will not do tht work again n again.

JUST CONTROL YOUR STEPS.
Thtzz it.

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Third step-

U hav to realize tht everything u do is under ur control.N GOD is watching you n suggesting u bout rite n wrong.jst listen to ur GOD n control ur activities.JUST CONTROL.

Realize tht whatever u do is not tht important,the only thing matters is tht u dnt do n ething tht hurt others.Nothing in u is out of ur control.

Realize tht OCD is ur power, don’t waste it in involving urself in unnecessary obsessions n compulsions.

Evr realized tht y u only r wid OCD,becoz,GOD has chosen u for something good to be done,but u r wasting it in ur own anxiety n satisfaction, n , u r blaming GOD tht he is forcing u for doing these unnecessary things.DONT DO THAT.

OCD is not a disorder.Its ur power,coz,it makes u more intelligent,logical,imaginative. So,Don’t imagine only the loses of everthing.

GOD wants u to do something important for this world, for its people.SO,forget everything n start a new beginning.

N don’t forget tht GOD alwayzz forgives u,now this is gonna help u, I think………….

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Spiritual Soul

Famous People With OCD,Get Inspired...

http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/famous-ocd.shtml



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The Dream is not what u see in sleep... Dream is the thing which doesn't let u sleep"
I want to live a life that matters !!

LIVE A LIFE THAT MATTERS

Ready or not, someday it will all come to an end.
There will be no more sunrises, no minutes, hours or days.
All the things you collected, whether treasures or forgotten, will pass to someone else.
Your wealth, fame and wordly power, will shrivel to irrelevance.
It will not matter what you owned or what you were owed.
Your grudges, resentments, frustrations, and jealousies will finally disappear.
So too, your hopes, ambitions, plans, and to-do lists will expire.
The wins and losses that once seemed so important will fade away.
It won't matter where you come from, or on what side of the tracks you lived, at the end.
It won't matter whether you were beautiful or brilliant.
Even your gender and skin colour will be irrelevant.

So What will matter ?
How will the value of your days be measured ?
What will matter is not what you bought, but what you built;
Not what you got, but what you gave.
What will matter is not your success, but your significance.
What will matter is not what you learned, but what you taught.
What will matter is every act of integrity, compassion, courage or sacrifice that enriched, empowered or encouraged others to emulate your example.
What will matter is not your competence, but you character.
What will matter is not how many people you knew, but how many will feel a lasting loss when you're gone.
What will matter is not your memories, but the memories that live in those who loved you.
What will matter is how long you will be remembered, by whom, and for what.
Living a life that matters doesn't happen by accident.
It's not a matter of circumstance, but of choice.

................ Choose to live a life that matters,,,,,,,,,,,WaStEd SoUl

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DONt WOrrY AboUt tHE PeOPle iN YoUR PaSt
ThERe'S A GUd ReASoN WhY tHeY DiNt MAkE iT tO YoUR FuTURe!!!

InDeRpAl SiNgH

anisha

RIL @ 800
REL CAP @ 300
RPL @ 60
RNRL @ 30
RCOM @ 180
L & T @ 600
CORE PROJECTS @ 20
BHARTI @ 500
ICICI BANK @ 280
HDFC BANK @ 800


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*BUY *

SBI (B/A 1800)
RIL (B/A 2150)
NTPC (B/A 180)
POWERGRID ( B/A 93)
ADLABS (B/A 720)
DLF (B/A 660)
UNITECH (B/A 315)
R.COM (B/A 500)


B/A -- BELOW/AROUND !! (BEST BUY PRICE TECHNICALLY)

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10 REASONS WHY ADLABS IS A MULTIBAGGER !!

1) ADLABS IS EXPANDING IT'S FM CHANNELS (BIG FM)....TILL 2009, IT WILL DOUBLE IT'S FM CHANNELS.THEY ALREADY APPLIED AND IT WILL BE NO. 1 FM CHANNEL BY 2010 !!

2) THEY ARE EXPANDING THEIR MULTIPLEX, THEY ARE STARTING 40-45 NEW MULTIPLEX IN NEXT 12-24 MONTHS, THEY ARE ALSO PLANNING TO BUY CINEMAX/PVR/SHRINGAR CINEMA.EVEN IF THEY BUY ANY ONE OF THEM.IT WILL ROCK !!

3)THEY ARE STARTING THEIR OWN CHANNELS, THEY ALREADY PURCHASED MANY COMPANIES , LIKE KBC/INDIAN IDOL/etc.....SO SOON WE WILL SEE KBC WITH AMITABH BACHCHAN,INDIAN IDOL AND MANY TOO.TILL NOW ADLABS HAS HUGE UNLOCKED VALUES, WHICH WILL BE TRIGGERED SOONER OR LATER !!

4) THEY ARE STARTING THEIR OWN DTH THIS YEAR, THEIR CONTENT WILL BE PROVIDE FROM ADLABS SPECIALLY THE BEST PROGRAMME BY NEW OWNED COMPANY.

5) THEY ARE MAKING MORE MOVIES FROM THIS YEAR, IN NEXT 2-3 YEARS, THEY WILL PRODUCE AROUND 40-50 NEW MOVIES, THEY HAVE
ALREADY SIGNED MANY BIG STARS LIKE HRITIK ROSHAN/AKSHAY KUMAR/ABHISHEK BACHCHAN/MANY MORE.

6)THEY ARE EXPANDING THEIR BUISNESS ABROAD, THEY ALREADY STARTED WORKING O THEIR NEW PROJECTS INCLUDING MULTIPLEX EXPANSATIUON
IN U.S. AND FEW EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. BY 2010 THEIR PROJECTS WILL BE COMPLETED.

7) THEY ARE WORKING ON VARIOUS ENTERTAINMENT PORTALS/WEBISTES........THEY HAVE ALREADY STARTED ZAPAK.COM/BIGADDA.COM/
MANY MORE TO START.THEY ARE ALSO PLANNING TO BUY INOX LEISURE.

8)THEY ARE BRINGING REL. ENTERTAINMENT IPO.THE PARENT COMPANY ADLABS FILM WILL GET A HUGE ADVANTAGE, NOT JUST BECOZ OF IPO,
BUT ALSO CONTENT PROVIDER.

9)EPS/PE/PEG IS NOT ONLY THE CRITERIA TO JUDGE FUTURE PROSPECT.THEY HAVE A VERY SMALL MARKET-CAP, WHICH CAN RISE TO SKY WITHOUT DISTURBING ANY COMPANY OR MARKET.

10)THEY HAVE HUGE UNLOCKED VALUE, AND ANIL AMBANI FAVOURITE STOCK.AND ACCORDING TO Puja Shetty(SHE IS 1 OF the most powerful business woman in India)
ADLABS WILL BE NO. 1 MEDIA/ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY IN INDIA........SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE SO MUCH OF COMPETITION, SO CHANCES ARE EXTREMELY BRIGHT

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FOR 1 YEAR
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BUY


CADILA HEALTHCARE
SHASUN CHEMICALS
BARTRONICS INDIA
RIL
UTV SOFTWARE
GODWARI POWER AND ISPAT
FINOLEX INDUSTRIES

ALL WILL GIVE 50%+ RETURN IN 12-15 MONTHS !!

BUY ON DIPS !!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

SINCE UR RISK APETITIE IS HIGH , I HAVE DESIGNED THIS PORTFOLIO FOR LONG TERM (18 MONTHS ATLEAST)........I HAVE CONSIDERED EVERYTHING BEFORE MAKING THIS PORTFOLIO !!


1)RIL --> 9%
2)BHARTI AIRTEL --> 7%
3)DLF --> 6%
4)ADLABS FILMS --> 6%
5)UTV SOFTWARE --> 6 %
6)JP ASSOCIATES --> 6%
7)GMR INFRA --> 6%
8)BHARAT BIJLEE --> 6%
9)RELIANCE CAPITAL --> 6 %
10)ICICI BANK --> 7%
11) SHOBHA DEVLOPERS --> 7 %
12) FINLOEX INDUSTRIES --> 6 %
13) SHASUN CHEMICALS --> 6 %
14) BARTRONICS INDIA --> 6 %
15) CADILA HEATHCARE --> 6 %

16) PENNY STOCKS ---> 4% (U CHOOSE ...IF U R CONFIDENT.......I DON'T RECOMMEND ANY PENNY STOCKS , U CAN BUY 1-2 PENNY STOCKS FOR REMAINING 4%

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HOLD FOR 18 MONTHS ATLEAST, U WILL GET 100% ++ RETURN !!
MEDIUM RIKS -- HIGH RETURN (PORTFOLIO)

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LOW RISK STOCK WITH MEDIUM RETURN IN 18-24 MONTHS !!

PSU POWER STOCKS ---> POWERGRID / NTPC / BHARAT BIJLEE

PSU BANK ---> DENA / VIJAYA / SBI / syndicate /allahabad .

RIL / DLF / NESTLE INDIA / ASIAN PAINTS / DIVI LAB'S/DR. LAB. /ETC.
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OIL AND GAS !!

THE OIL & GAS SECTOR IS BOOMING BECOZ OF RISING CRUDE PRICES,BUT NOT ALL OIL AND GAS STOCKS MAKE GOOD INVESTMENT.

REFINERS FOR GLOBAL MARKETS SUCH AS RIL/RPL/ESSAR OIL SHOULD BE ABLE TO RIP GOOD PROFITS IN LONG TERM !!

THE PSU REFINERY -CUM-MARKETING COMPANIES WILL REMAIN UNDER PRESSURE FOR SOME TIME NOW.......ONE SHOULD AVOID THEM !!

ONE CAN INVEST SOME PART IN PIPE-MAKERS LIKE MAHARSHTRA SEAMLESS,WELPSUN GUJRAT AND MAN INDUSTIES !!

ONE CAN ALSO INVEST SOME PART IN TANK STORAGES AND DISTRUBUTION COMPANIES LIKE AEGIS/LNG PETONET/GAIL AND INDRAPASTHA GAS !!

ABAN OFFSHORE AND GREAT OFFSHORE ARE ALSO BETTER PLACED IN THE DRILLING RIGS AND LOGISTICS SUPPILERS DUE TO SHORTAGE IN THIS VERY ENVIORNMENT !!

BUY Prajay Engineers Syndicate Limited
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-->>:: Script is traded in both Nse and Bse
-->>:: Nse Code - Praeng :: Bse Code - Prajay Eng [531746]
-->>:: Face Value : 10rs.

Current market price (CMP) : 19.9

BUY Around 14 -- 18

TARGET ---->> 34 / 52 / 68 ++

TIME FRAME --->> 1-3-5 YEARS !

RETURN EXPECTED ---->> 100% -- 300% --- 500% !!!!!!

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BUY GEOJIT FINANCIAL SERVICES @ 24 / 21 / 18 (IN 3 PARTS )

CMP:25

SL --->> 15 ( LONG TERM INVESTOR MORE THAN 2 YEARS )


TARGET --->> 42 / 61 (1-2 Years)

RETURN EXPECTED --->> 100 -- 200 % RETURN EXPECTED !!! !! !!
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BUY KARUTURU GLOBAL LTD.

CMP: 8.9

BUY AROUND 7 -- 8.9

SL --->> 6

TARGET --->> 12.5 / 15 / 21 / 30 ( Long Term)


---->> REMEMBER ::--- This is Operator Stock and Run By An Famous Ahmadabad based Operator. So,Its High Risk -- High Return Stock. Invest Small Amount !!!

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BUY TANLA SOLUTION
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RECOMMENDED LEVELS @ 46 / 41 / 34

SL --- >> 31

TARGET ---->> 76 / 102 / 138 / 166 / 202

TIME-FRAME ( 2-5 YEARS )



---->> ACCUMULATE 25% @ EVERY 10% FALL !!!

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BUY CAIRNS INDIA
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RECOMMENDED LEVELS @ 190 / 165 / 148

SL --->> 135

TARGET --->> 260 / 288 / 338 / 372 / 412

TIME FRAME ( 1-3 YEARS )



----->> ACCUMULATE 25% ON EVERY 10% FALL !

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BUY ASIAN ELECTRONICS
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-->>:: Script is traded in both Nse and Bse



RECOMMENDED ENTRY LEVEL :--> 17 -- 25 !

STRICT SL --->> 15

TARGET ---->> 41 / 55 / 70 / 83

TIME FRAME ---->> 2-3 YEARS ++

EXPECTED RETURN ---->> 200% --- 400%

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BUY BALAJI TELEFILMS
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: Script is traded in both Nse and Bse



BUY @ 25 -- 38

SL --->> 23.5

TARGET --->> 51 / 60

RETURN EXPECTED ---->> 100 % -- 200%

TIME FRAME --->> 1-2 YEARS !

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BUY BOMBAY DYING ON DECLINE ..........

CMP: 192
BUY @ 160 / 143 / 121 / 110

TARGET ---->> 324 / 440 / 568 (3-5 YEARS)

RETURN EXPECTED --->> 200 % -- 500 % (3-5 YEARS)

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++ve for Both !

I purchased Both,Some Quantity @ Panic Lows in Oct.

Buy Tata Motors @ 143/ 131 / 118 in 3 Parts.
Tata Steel Buy @ 167 / 150 / 134 / 118 in 4 Parts...

Whatever Levels Come.
For Med. to Long term !!
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Vikas bhai need help
Share no of Stocks rate
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Cairn India 20 157.45
Gammon India 160 200.67
GMR Infra 150 103.7
Guj Mineral 110 221.18
IDFC 1 30 100.65are a
Moser Baer 198 95.28
SATYAM 56 367.59
SAIL 250 114.55
Sterlite Ind 20 580
Suzlon Energy 150 95

here is my portfolio, can u plz advice me which of these are good stocks to hold or average & which of these are weak & better to sell on any rally.
about GMDC i had huge loss in this stock, they told abt bonus but nothing as such credited to my trading account. advice
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Most of Your Stocks are High Beta Stocks. Good Stocks @ Wrong Time. Better Change to better blue-chips and Defensive Stocks.


Better Buy few Blue-Chips like.....RIL / Rel. Com / L&T / Tata Motors / Tata Steel / Bharti/cairns india etc.

And Few Defensive Stocks like .... Cadila Heathcare , Asian Paints, Gillette , Sun Pharma , Divis'Lab,etc.

Convert Now !!!

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Buy Top 10 Nifty/Bse 100 Stocks Only Right Now !

RIL / TATA STEEL / TATA MOTORS / REL. COM / BHARTI AIRTEL / POWERGRID / NTPC / L&T / BHEL / INFY.
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And Then Buy ( Depends on Your cash)
Few Mid/Small Caps with Great Futures like :
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3i Infotech / Bartronics India / Hanunag Toys & Textiles / Bharti Shipyards / Nitin Fire / Indraprashtha Gas / HCC / Gitanjali Gems / Sintex Industries / VOLTAS . PRAJ / SUZLON /NOIDA/PRAJAY/ABG / OPTO CIRCUITS / NDTV / So Many.


Buy in 3-4 Parts. 25% Now...Then More on Dips ( Not on Highs ) and Hold for 3 years + !! !! !! !! !!

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TODAY I PURCHASED MID/SMALL CAPS SCRIPS WITH 30% OF THE CASH !

GVKPOWER & INFRA 1,000 @ 10.8
DISHTV 1,000 @ 12.5
ZEE NEWS 500 @ 31.6
HANUNAG TOYS & TEXTILES 300 @ 60
HCC 500 @ 33.5
NOIDA TOLL BRIDGE 500 @19
3I INFOTECH 400@ 40.2
BARTRONICS INDIA 300@79

ALSO, ADDED ( LARGE CAPS)
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GILLETTE 25 @ 550
CADILA HEALTHCARE 50@245
REL. COM 50 @ 174
POWERGRID 200 @ 54
RIL 20@ 986
TATA MOTORS 100@137


Don't Go With Sectors......Go With Specific Scrips.
Logistic / Shipping / Eng. / Power /etc looks Good (3-5 years)

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Santosh Kumar
Did some shopping yday !

Unitech @ 29
Tisco @ 176
Suzlon energy @ 55
Rpl @ 76
Bharati shipyard @ 72
Abg shipyard @ 144
Sbi @ 1155
Icici bank @ 335
Kotak bank @ 310

I am building my portfolio 4 long term .. I am greedy now .. I am looking @ whoofing retunrs my portolio can give me once mkt recovers and reaches new highs ..

To vikash bhai .. u have'nt replied to my prev post !
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You Are making an Awesome Portfolio with Great prices with lots of Discipline . No 2nd Thought


All Stocks are good as per Price.
Convert Kotak Bank into Axis bank.
Rest is Fine.

You Will Get an Extraordinary return in Long Term, Thanks to ur Patience & Discpline. God Bless you.

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IMP. SECTORS :

Power
Steel
Oil
Reality
Engineering
infra
pharma
telecommunication !!
logistics and shipping !!

“Where'd the roads go? All I saw were rivers all over the place.”
Bush on his visit to Kerala
A 100% illiterately literate desi land where all the munkies who can tap on a keyboard with an internet connection is boastful about themselves in Orkut, a site where

Google employees are paid to generate jerk-off content for the jobless public. People of Kerala mull over their toddy drinking habbit and speak a popular

phonetically pleasing sign langauge called Malayalam, so they are referred as Mallus. When Mallus wake up in the morning, their primary ritual is to update their

Orkut profile and upload the latest buttogenic fotos in their colorful lungis and sarees, taken in a foreign land and self-glorify them by using Orkut publicity scraps.

Millions of such self-proclaimed intelligent immigrant monkeys wearing their lungies are spread all around the world doing business right from space to deepest point

down in the underworld. This makes the state of Kerala lying in the southern most Psunami-proof looking coastal part of India, the no:1 foreign currency earner on a

per capita basis, making it one of the most affluential regions in Asia.
Keralam'
God's Own Country Devil's Own People
Motto: "Love thy neighbor, as thee Loves thyself"
Anthem: "Manasamaine Varoo"
The state of Kerala in India
Capital DrumDrum
Previous capital madirasi (pandi pattanam)
Largest city Coco chin
Official languages DrunDrum malayalam, Co-chin Malayalam, Koyikod Malayalam, Trivandrum malayalam, Thrissur Malayalam etc etc
Government Not 4 the People
National Hero(es) Sreesanth, Sir Mamukkoya, Leader Karunji, VS Achumama, 10 000 000 ASSociation Leaders, Lion-Tailed Monkey, Kanaran, Nair from

chayakada,Inspector Balram,T.P. Balagopalan M.A.
Declaration
Currency:Coconuts
Religion:Communism
Population :Not Bad
Internet TLD .coco
“Don't count coconuts b4 they hatch”
~ Mahatma Gandhi on Kerala
“Wating till the airport worker's get fed up with their strike..”

Kerala is one of the survival place of endangered species like lion-tailed monkeys and ..... Kerala is the place where the communists made history by democratically

getting elected in 1957 to form a government for the first time in the world. The victory was a result of making a pre-election promise by the communist party that

they will bring technology from USSR to extract orderless Vodka from coconut trees and supply them free.
An axe-throwing competition was conducted by Mr. Shiva in Mount.Everest for the gods locally available (Sponsored by IBM; What * makes * you * Special).

Some chap called AxeRaman threw his axe in the wrong direction to the Arabean Ocean rather than White House. Eventually, he was disqualified but his misthrown

axe created Kerala (For God's sake don't ask how). Meanwhile, the winner was Mr. Ganesh (Top Secret: He is actually the son of Mr. Shiva himself) who threw his

axe to his own neck. Thankfully, Mr. Ganesh got a replacement with an elephant's head. Mr. Ganesh actually chose that one after rejecting a dog's head. Please note

that both dogs and elephants are in plenty in Kerala. Oops..that comes in bio-diversity section, isn't it....And meanwhile the axe now lies dormant in some pothole in

the M.C road (kalady side)..

People & Culture
People in this part of the world are primarily balck and heavily haired, anthropologist have found a link between the physical appearance of kerala pepole and bears.

They, the people, are found of playing big brother and keep an eye on everything that goes on in the neighbourhood, poking their noses into what is necessary and

what is not. What is perhaps the most surprising aspect of this population is that this group isnot restricted only to the island of kerala, no matter where you go you'll

find one malayali or the other, the legend goes that there is a thatukada on the surface of moon,serving the americans and russians since 1969.

about me: ARAFAT !!!

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Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength."
"The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that."

This area of pain divides the champion from someone else who is not a champion. That's what most people lack, having the guts to go on and just say they'll go through the pain no matter what happens."
"For me life is continuously being hungry. The meaning of life is not simply to exist, to survive, but to move ahead, to go up, to achieve, to conquer."
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I might be wrong but my intentions are not wrong

I believe in some following thoughts

Don't worry for the DELAY in ur SUCCESS
compared to other bcoz CONSTRUCTION
of PYRAMID takes more time than ordinary
BUILDING!! !!!

Never Quit Ur Attempts On Ur Way To Victory...
Never Underestimates Urself B'coz We r All Born Winner...........
Live to Win.... Stay to Win.......wanna be a winner always

Don't Walk As If u rule The World..........
Walk As If U Don't Care Who Rules The World..........
That'z CaLled..........
AtTiTude......

IMPORTANT 4 CAT :

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"The woods are lovely dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep."
...R.F.

" The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that."...ROCKY

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